California
Community leaders passed an ordinance that makes it illegal for anyone to try
and stop a child from playfully jumping over puddles of water.It is illegal to eat an orange in your bath tub.Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.A city ordinance states that a $500 fine will be given to anyone who detonates a
nuclear device within city limits.
It is illegal to give or receive oral sex.
In Cerritos, all dog waste must be removed from any yard within seven days.
In California, It is illegal to duck hunt while flying in an airplane.
In Los Angeles, customers in meat markets are prohibited from poking a turkey to see how tender it is.
It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
In Los Angeles, you can be fined for bathing two babies in the same tub at the same time.
Under California state law, it is illegal to peel an orange in a hotel room.
In Los Angeles a man is legally entitled to beat his wife with a leather belt or strap, but the belt can't be wider than 2 inches, unless he has his wife's consent to beat her with a wider strap.
In Baldwin Park, nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.
In San Francisco, it is illegal to spray people's clothing with saliva spewed out of your mouth.
You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows.
In Blythe you are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least 2 cows.
In Berkeley, California, it's against the law to whistle for your lost canary before 7 A.M.
Women may not drive in a house coat.
The owners of houses with Christmas lights on them past February second may be fined up to $250.
In California, community leaders passed an ordinance that makes it illegal for anyone to try and stop a child from playfully jumping over puddles of water.
Bowling on the sidewalk is illegal in Chico, CA.
Tuesday, March 6, 2012
ARIZONA
No more than six girls may live in any house.
It is illegal to manufacture imitation cocaine.
It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water.
Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony.
It is illegal to let a Donkey sleep in a bathtub.
Hunting camels is prohibited.
An ordinance prohibits the wearing of suspenders.
When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the criminal is using.
You may not have more than two dildos in a house.
In Globe, you cannot play cards in the street with a Native American.
No more than six girls may live in any house.
It is illegal to manufacture imitation cocaine.
It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water.
Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony.
It is illegal to let a Donkey sleep in a bathtub.
Hunting camels is prohibited.
An ordinance prohibits the wearing of suspenders.
When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the criminal is using.
You may not have more than two dildos in a house.
In Globe, you cannot play cards in the street with a Native American.
Arkansas:
It is illegal to mispronounce Arkansas while in Arkansas.
It is illegal to mispronounce the name of the state of Arkansas.
It is legal for a husband to beat his wife, but not more than once a month.
It is illegal to keep Alligators in bathtubs.
Dogs may not bark after 6 PM in Little Rock.
In Little Rock it is unlawful to walk one’s cow down Main Street after 1:00 PM on Sunday.
It is illegal to mispronounce Arkansas while in Arkansas.
It is illegal to mispronounce the name of the state of Arkansas.
It is legal for a husband to beat his wife, but not more than once a month.
It is illegal to keep Alligators in bathtubs.
Dogs may not bark after 6 PM in Little Rock.
In Little Rock it is unlawful to walk one’s cow down Main Street after 1:00 PM on Sunday.
ALASKA
It is illegal to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.
In Anchorage, it is illegal for a person to tie their pet dog to the roof of a car.
While it is legal to shoot bears, waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited.You can't look at a moose from an airplane.Kangaroos are not allowed in barber shops at any time.It is State Policy that all emergencies are held to a minimum
ALABAMA
In Alabama, it is illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.
It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.
It is illegal to impersonate a person of the clergy.
In Mobile, AL, it is illegal for pigeons to eat pebbles from composite roofs.
It is illegal to play Dominoes on Sunday.
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.
Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.
Incestuous marriages are legal.
It is illegal to sell peanuts in Lee County after sundown on Wednesday.
In Anniston, you may not wear blue jeans down Noble Street.
It is illegal to wear a mask in public
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