Arkansas:
It is illegal to mispronounce Arkansas while in Arkansas.
It is illegal to mispronounce the name of the state of Arkansas.
It is legal for a husband to beat his wife, but not more than once a month.
It is illegal to keep Alligators in bathtubs.
Dogs may not bark after 6 PM in Little Rock.
In Little Rock it is unlawful to walk one’s cow down Main Street after 1:00 PM on Sunday.